Swine flu
- chrissiehope
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Love it
Made me laugh so much I might need a spare rib
Made me laugh so much I might need a spare rib
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- hillybilly
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When I woke up this morning, my hair was in pigtails. Should I be worried??????!
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Its now "alert level 5" and there are 10 cases in Spain.
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mantequilla wrote:Its now "alert level 5" and there are 10 cases in Spain.
but nobody has died of it in Spain either!
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Is anyone as bored as I am with this "flu" (I don't mean this thread, it's funny!).
EU recommends not going to the USA. do they not realise how big the place is Even heard on TV that Torquay should be avoided...FFS one 12 year old who is recovering. has the world gone crazy
EU recommends not going to the USA. do they not realise how big the place is Even heard on TV that Torquay should be avoided...FFS one 12 year old who is recovering. has the world gone crazy
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I think it's just a political plot to stop us thinking about the financial situation - they're just telling porky pies
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Did you see the dreadful interview at lunchtime? With a school friend of the 12 year old, saying to camera, in front of her, that she had last seen her friend 6 days ago, the incubation period was 7 days and then turned to her with genuine companssion (my ****) and asked
"so do you have a sniffle, cough or sore throat yet?"
Talking about persuading the poor girl to catch the ´flu, but then I guess it would make great TV....!!!!!
"so do you have a sniffle, cough or sore throat yet?"
Talking about persuading the poor girl to catch the ´flu, but then I guess it would make great TV....!!!!!
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Porky pies will be banned soon Chrissie, but it is a great diversion, maybe swine flu does not even really exist, its just a new flu strain (don´t we get them all the time?) and they all concocted up this plan to divert our attention or feel pleased we are poor, in ruins, corrupt and amoral politicians "ruling" us, but healthy.........
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It's working too - mass paranoia is setting in - we'll all have to be locked up (or is that quarantined?)
The past cannot be changed, but the present can be spoilt by worrying about the future
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I think this flu was started by facemask manufacturers hit by the recession
- peteroldracer
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Has a certain one-eyed Scot visited Mexico recently, carrying a glass vial...?
He must be so so pleased that something bad is happening that takes the public eye off some of the governmental disasters that keep on happening!
He must be so so pleased that something bad is happening that takes the public eye off some of the governmental disasters that keep on happening!
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Jool as you say, flu is around all the time, some months more than others. Maybe it has been around for a while. If anyone had visited the Doctors before this they would have sent you home saying you had a virus and take some paracetamol! No-one ever was tested for the strain. Was only when people started dying in Mexico that the media got hold of it. Feel sorry for Mexico really, their tourist trade will be decimated (except for the guy in a shop in Cozumel that wanted $20 for 4 postcards )
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Not just Mexico I bet, Devon too on a bank holiday weekend............soon it will be panic buying in the shops in case we have to stay in our own homes for a week.....now there´s a way to stimulate consumer purchases again........
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Well they've just said a person confirmed as having this swine flu in the UK is improving after 3 days and now just has the sniffles FFS.......improving after 3 days?
3 weeks I was down with ordinary flu a few years back and still don't feel like I've recovered
They're becoming totally brainwashed by this now and have confirmed Snotland Yard are now questioning people who even dare clear their throats in public
DA
3 weeks I was down with ordinary flu a few years back and still don't feel like I've recovered
They're becoming totally brainwashed by this now and have confirmed Snotland Yard are now questioning people who even dare clear their throats in public
DA
Property owner in Andalucia since 2002. How time flies.
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Maybe it's man-flu under a new name
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- redsoxbrit
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That's really good! Very funny - can I pinch it? Ta!
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Of course Irene, I did!
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Lol! It's done - I've put it on another forum!
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