If you love Ryanair...

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If you love Ryanair...

Postby dyemiller » Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:41 pm

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at Stansted airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto, 'We love to fly and it shows'.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time trotting out the Malaysian Airlines motto. 'Going beyond expectations'.
The woman looks at him sternly and says, 'What the f**k do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face.
"Ryanair!"

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